Here I look at and grade the individual seasons of all Bayern players. Please note that all grades are 1. subjective (that means just my opinion) and 2. relative (that means Weihrauch gets a better grade for 5 goals than Gomez). This edition features three of this season’s regulars: Toni Kroos, Philipp Lahm and Mario Mandzukic.
Today’s truly tranquilizing triple threat tied to this tumblr that trumps Twitter’s top tweets. Fuck it, too difficult. Let’s just start.
The FC Bayern Kids Club calculated this stuff for me. Thanks a lot, boys and girls, you are free again. Go outside for a bit, those three weeks must’ve been tough.
Christmas special double pounder! Without cheese, we can’t afford that at Rekordmeister.
Tumblr decided to destroy my first attempt so here’s a second one, this time bullet points only.
This result was oh so obvious. Hannover 96. 9+6=15. Number of points separating Hannover from direct relegation before the match: 10. 15-10=5. 5-0. Duh.
