Player Report Cards - Gomez to Højbjerg
Here I look at and grade the individual seasons of all Bayern players. Please note that all grades are 1. subjective (that means just my opinion) and 2. relative (that means Weihrauch gets a better grade for 5 goals than Gomez). This time we’re talking about three guys who only have the alphabetical proximity in common: Mario Gomez, Luiz Gustavo and Pierre-Emile Højbjerg.

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Mathletic Feats and Arithmatunities with Mario Gomez
Get to know Mario Gomez a little better with this contribution from our friend Andy. :)
“It is not often that a man can make opportunities for himself. But he can put himself in such shape that, when or if the opportunities come, he is ready.” – Theodore Roosevelt
These words, belonging to the 26th President of the United States of America ring loud and true for FC Bayern München’s star striker, Mario Gomez, over the course of his 2012-2013 campaign with the club. A culmination of circumstances have limited the player’s time on the field, but certainly not his production or his value, in my humble opinion.
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‘37 Mario Goméz scores against Leverkusen
How did Bayern score against Wolfsburg?
Friday nights are never pretty…are we talking about Bayern already?
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How did Bayern score against Stuttgart, Mainz and Schalke?
Today’s truly tranquilizing triple threat tied to this tumblr that trumps Twitter’s top tweets. Fuck it, too difficult. Let’s just start.
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Post-Winter Break FAQ
With the first competitive match of the year at home against Fürth being just hours away, I’m trying to answer what I think are the most frequent questions on the minds of Bayern fans.
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How did Bayern score against Gladbach and Augsburg?
Christmas special double pounder! Without cheese, we can’t afford that at Rekordmeister.
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