Here I look at and grade the individual seasons of all Bayern players. Please note that all grades are 1. subjective (that means just my opinion) and 2. relative (that means Weihrauch gets a better grade for 5 goals than Gomez). Going through the squad alphabetically, we begin with the first three: David Alaba, Holger Badstuber and Jerome Boateng.
With the first competitive match of the year at home against Fürth being just hours away, I’m trying to answer what I think are the most frequent questions on the minds of Bayern fans.
The FC Bayern Kids Club calculated this stuff for me. Thanks a lot, boys and girls, you are free again. Go outside for a bit, those three weeks must’ve been tough.
Christmas special double pounder! Without cheese, we can’t afford that at Rekordmeister.
Tumblr decided to destroy my first attempt so here’s a second one, this time bullet points only.
1. Should the board sack Mehmet Scholl? - ¿Debería, la junta directiva, despedir a Mehmet Scholl?
2. If you could choose one of these players for the German NT, who would it be? - Si pudieran escoger uno de estos jugadores para la selección Alemana, ¿quién sería?
3. With Boateng injured, what pair of CB would you prefer? - Con Boateng lesionado, ¿que pareja de centrales prefieren ver?
4. Who should be Bayern’s penalty kicker? - ¿Quién debería ser el cobrador de penales del Bayern?
The city of Hamburg hasn’t been dominated by a Frenchman like that since Napoleon took over about 200 years ago.
I could’ve used ‘lose’ instead of ‘score’ but fuck if I have an answer to that, if there ever was a wasn’t-meant-to-be match, this was it. Everything that could go wrong went wrong, practically. That being said, let’s find some scapegoats.
