For those wondering where David Alaba is…
He’s got a stomach flu. Should be back up and running soon

He’s got a stomach flu. Should be back up and running soon

Today’s truly tranquilizing triple threat tied to this tumblr that trumps Twitter’s top tweets. Fuck it, too difficult. Let’s just start.
Bundesliga is back and Bayern won. It was very far from convincing but in the end still enough against a ridiculously harmless opponent that defended a loss for about an hour.
The FC Bayern Kids Club calculated this stuff for me. Thanks a lot, boys and girls, you are free again. Go outside for a bit, those three weeks must’ve been tough.
Tumblr decided to destroy my first attempt so here’s a second one, this time bullet points only.
Not pretty, not convincing, not good, not three points but at least we’re through, right?
1. Should the board sack Mehmet Scholl? - ¿Debería, la junta directiva, despedir a Mehmet Scholl?
2. If you could choose one of these players for the German NT, who would it be? - Si pudieran escoger uno de estos jugadores para la selección Alemana, ¿quién sería?
3. With Boateng injured, what pair of CB would you prefer? - Con Boateng lesionado, ¿que pareja de centrales prefieren ver?
4. Who should be Bayern’s penalty kicker? - ¿Quién debería ser el cobrador de penales del Bayern?
