For those wondering where David Alaba is…
He’s got a stomach flu. Should be back up and running soon
How did Bayern score against Stuttgart, Mainz and Schalke?
Today’s truly tranquilizing triple threat tied to this tumblr that trumps Twitter’s top tweets. Fuck it, too difficult. Let’s just start.
How did Bayern score against Fürth?
Bundesliga is back and Bayern won. It was very far from convincing but in the end still enough against a ridiculously harmless opponent that defended a loss for about an hour.
A Half In Stats
The FC Bayern Kids Club calculated this stuff for me. Thanks a lot, boys and girls, you are free again. Go outside for a bit, those three weeks must’ve been tough.
How did Bayern score against Dortmund?
Tumblr decided to destroy my first attempt so here’s a second one, this time bullet points only.
How did Bayern score against Valencia?
Not pretty, not convincing, not good, not three points but at least we’re through, right?
November Survey Results
1. Should the board sack Mehmet Scholl? - ¿Debería, la junta directiva, despedir a Mehmet Scholl?
- Yes-Si - 22.4%
- No - 77.6%
2. If you could choose one of these players for the German NT, who would it be? - Si pudieran escoger uno de estos jugadores para la selección Alemana, ¿quién sería?
- Franck Ribéry - 36.0%
- David Alaba - 45.0%
- Dante - 4.0%
- Arjen Robben - 5.0%
- Mario Mandzukic - 4.0%
- Luiz Gustavo - 1.0%
- None – Ninguno - 5.0%
3. With Boateng injured, what pair of CB would you prefer? - Con Boateng lesionado, ¿que pareja de centrales prefieren ver?
- Badstuber – Dante - 58.3%
- van Buyten – Badstuber - 8.3%
- van Buyten – Dante - 14.6%
- Luiz Gustavo – Dante - 0.0%
- Javi Martinez – Dante - 4.2%
- Tymoshchuk – Dante - 0.0%
- Javi Martinez – Badstuber 12.5%
- Tymoshchuk – Badstuber - 0.0%
- Luiz Gustavo – Badstuber - 2.1%
4. Who should be Bayern’s penalty kicker? - ¿Quién debería ser el cobrador de penales del Bayern?
- David Alaba - 18.2%
- Thomas Müller - 15.2%
- Arjen Robben - 2.0%
- Franck Ribéry - 9.1%
- Bastian Schweinsteiger - 13.1%
- Manuel Neuer - 7.1%
- Other – Otro - 3.0%
- They should rotate the penalty kicker - Deberían rotar el cobrador de penales - 32.3%
5. Who is a better coach overall, Jupp Heynckes or Louis van Gaal? - ¿Quién es mejor técnico en general, Louis van Gaal o Jupp Heynckes?
- Jupp Heynckes - 73.5%
- Louis van Gaal - 14.3%
- Equal – Igual - 12.2%
FCB Danterized - Alaba, David
