Today’s truly tranquilizing triple threat tied to this tumblr that trumps Twitter’s top tweets. Fuck it, too difficult. Let’s just start.
Bundesliga is back and Bayern won. It was very far from convincing but in the end still enough against a ridiculously harmless opponent that defended a loss for about an hour.
The FC Bayern Kids Club calculated this stuff for me. Thanks a lot, boys and girls, you are free again. Go outside for a bit, those three weeks must’ve been tough.
Christmas special double pounder! Without cheese, we can’t afford that at Rekordmeister.
Tumblr decided to destroy my first attempt so here’s a second one, this time bullet points only.
This result was oh so obvious. Hannover 96. 9+6=15. Number of points separating Hannover from direct relegation before the match: 10. 15-10=5. 5-0. Duh.
Not pretty, not convincing, not good, not three points but at least we’re through, right?
Some of our boys training today…