How did Bayern score against Stuttgart, Mainz and Schalke?
Today’s truly tranquilizing triple threat tied to this tumblr that trumps Twitter’s top tweets. Fuck it, too difficult. Let’s just start.
How did Bayern score against Fürth?
Bundesliga is back and Bayern won. It was very far from convincing but in the end still enough against a ridiculously harmless opponent that defended a loss for about an hour.
A Half In Stats
The FC Bayern Kids Club calculated this stuff for me. Thanks a lot, boys and girls, you are free again. Go outside for a bit, those three weeks must’ve been tough.
How did Bayern score against Gladbach and Augsburg?
Christmas special double pounder! Without cheese, we can’t afford that at Rekordmeister.
How did Bayern score against Dortmund?
Tumblr decided to destroy my first attempt so here’s a second one, this time bullet points only.
How did Bayern score against Hannover?
This result was oh so obvious. Hannover 96. 9+6=15. Number of points separating Hannover from direct relegation before the match: 10. 15-10=5. 5-0. Duh.
How did Bayern score against Valencia?
Not pretty, not convincing, not good, not three points but at least we’re through, right?
Some of our boys training today…
FCB Danterized - Dante
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