Player Report Cards - Kroos to Mandzukic
Here I look at and grade the individual seasons of all Bayern players. Please note that all grades are 1. subjective (that means just my opinion) and 2. relative (that means Weihrauch gets a better grade for 5 goals than Gomez). This edition features three of this season’s regulars: Toni Kroos, Philipp Lahm and Mario Mandzukic.
How did Bayern score against Wolfsburg?
Friday nights are never pretty…are we talking about Bayern already?
How did Bayern score against Stuttgart, Mainz and Schalke?
Today’s truly tranquilizing triple threat tied to this tumblr that trumps Twitter’s top tweets. Fuck it, too difficult. Let’s just start.
How did Bayern score against Fürth?
Bundesliga is back and Bayern won. It was very far from convincing but in the end still enough against a ridiculously harmless opponent that defended a loss for about an hour.
Post-Winter Break FAQ
With the first competitive match of the year at home against Fürth being just hours away, I’m trying to answer what I think are the most frequent questions on the minds of Bayern fans.
How did Bayern score against Augsburg?
Not the worst weekend, eh?
How did Bayern score against Dortmund?
Tumblr decided to destroy my first attempt so here’s a second one, this time bullet points only.
How did Bayern score against Hannover?
This result was oh so obvious. Hannover 96. 9+6=15. Number of points separating Hannover from direct relegation before the match: 10. 15-10=5. 5-0. Duh.
How did Bayern score against Valencia?
Not pretty, not convincing, not good, not three points but at least we’re through, right?
FCB Danterized - Mandzukic, Mario