How did Bayern score against Stuttgart, Mainz and Schalke?
Today’s truly tranquilizing triple threat tied to this tumblr that trumps Twitter’s top tweets. Fuck it, too difficult. Let’s just start.
A Half In Stats
The FC Bayern Kids Club calculated this stuff for me. Thanks a lot, boys and girls, you are free again. Go outside for a bit, those three weeks must’ve been tough.
How did Bayern score against Gladbach and Augsburg?
Christmas special double pounder! Without cheese, we can’t afford that at Rekordmeister.
How did Bayern score against Dortmund?
Tumblr decided to destroy my first attempt so here’s a second one, this time bullet points only.
How did Bayern score against Freiburg?
Not the most convincing performance but a 2-0 against a tough opponent without your central midfield chief isn’t too shabby, I guess.
How did Bayern score against Hannover?
This result was oh so obvious. Hannover 96. 9+6=15. Number of points separating Hannover from direct relegation before the match: 10. 15-10=5. 5-0. Duh.
How did Bayern score against Valencia?
Not pretty, not convincing, not good, not three points but at least we’re through, right?
Injury Updates
The Bad
- Arjen Robben is out for the game against Nuremberg due to a minor muscle strain he picked up playing for the Netherlands.
- Franck Ribéry is doubtful after sustaining bruised ribs while representing France.
- Luiz Gustavo also doubtful due to a sprain.
The Good
- Holger Badstuber is set to resume squad duty.
- Toni Kroos and Bastian Schweinsteiger have recovered from their illnesses.
